I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now.
okay so you have normal ones and then you have these
Any time someone asks me if “I’m too old for that”, I just direct them to Advanced Style.
One of my aunts has a wardobe like this n.n
When I am a lady of a certain age, I hope to be half as fashionable as my auntie and these lovely ladies.
"give it to me straight doc"
[doctor throws football at patient and chugs a beer]
"BRO YOUR WHITE BLOOD CELLS WOULDN’T LAST 10 SECONDS IN AN MMA FIGHT"
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
Supermom to the rescue.
That is one badass mom there. Not only does she catch the whole dresser AND each drawer as it comes WHILE putting her leg out to catch her daughters head safely, she makes sure the hot iron is in a stable position so it won’t fall on the shirt OR the baby.
this movie ruined me but i love it so much
the One Piece dub was really in a class of its own
crisis hotline for are u gay for a billion year old gem cartoon character
if u dont think she’s cute you’re wrong
:33 < i like modeling cute clothes for kannyana *ac mewls in a cute mannpurr*